Friday, March 12, 2010

Rafa, A-Rod, Justine and Others Hit Up with Indian Wells Players Party

The Indian Wells players party was last night, and to say that the fashion wasn't all that great would be the best way you could put it. Let's start with the WTA's resident glamour girl Ana Ivanovic, because she was anything but it.

The Serbian wore the getup above, and looked similar to one of those wannabe-sexy-librarians in the movies, except worse. The sheer white tights paired with the non-matching heels, the non-trendy skirt and the graphic tee that isn't shown created for the atrocity of all atrocities.

Sounds a lot like her tennis, right? JK.

Andy Roddick looking pretty blah.

Don;t you just love it when tennis stars attempt to pull off the runway looks. Elena, your cropped pants and sequin top aren't up to par with those off the D&G runway.

By all means, Justine, wear a sheer top with a fully-exposed bra beneath it. Then, complete your look with your jacket from goodwill and ill-fitting jeans. And then, to top it all off, you HAD to exit your house and flaunt this so called "outfit."

Non-conditioned hair, jeans and a wrinkly shirt. Typical Rafa.

Kimmie, Jada isn't having kids anytime soon, so don;t dress like you're already a grandma.

Jelena Jankovic in another hopeless attempt to enter the exclusive group of tennis fashionistas, also known as the "Maria, Serena and Venus Group". Sorry JJ, it wouldn't have been THAT bad if it weren't for those chunky-ass heels you accesorized with.

Don't even bother to change your practice shirt. Just throw on some loafers and jeans and your ready to go, Andy Murray.

Finally, something moderately good. Well done, Jo-Willy. I'm liking the scarf.

The best-dressed lady of the night was Daniela Hantuchova. And even this wasn't fabulous. But, regardless, she is stunning.

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