Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Gasquet is a homewrecker.......who is no longer suspended


Richard Gasquet went clubbing down in Miami 1 night, got totally shitfaced, made out with a druggie and then got suspended for what was supposed to be 2 years by the ATP for testing positive for cocaine. That suspension is now finished because Gasquet claims that the girl he kissed had cocaine in her system, which is apparently why the Frennchman tested positive. “We have found the player to be a person who is shy and reserved, honest and truthful, and a man of integrity and good character,” said 3 lawyers on the tribunal panel. “He is neither a cheat nor a user of drugs for recreational purposes.” Gasquet is clearly bull shitting these 3 "knowledgeable" lawyers, but atleast his awesome 1 handed backhand will be back on court come U.S. Open Series time. Oh, and by the way, the classy lady Gasquet hooked up with is name Pamela. Even better....

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