Thursday, November 5, 2009

Haas Comes Down with H1N1, Wickmayer Slammed with 1 Year Suspension

Oink, Oink. German tennis star Tommy Haas has come down with the Swine Flu. “I did a test because I suspected that I had swine flu. The test was positive,” Haas told Bild newspaper. “Of course, it was a shock for me.” Luckily, Tommy is already starting to feel better. The 17th ranked Haas has pulled out of this week's Swiss indoors, and will probably not compete in the Paris Masters. Feel better.

Yanina Wickmayer of Belgium, who just recently reached the semis of the U.S. Open, has been suspended for a year because she has ceased to tell anti-doping officials of her whereabouts a whopping THREE TIMES. Wickmayer is currently in Bali competing, and she just recently told fans on her website that she will appeal the ruling, as she claims she has done nothing wrong.

Yanina, get your shit together and your story straight.

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